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F3M4
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 423
Age : 33
Location : Baton Rouge
Registration date : 2010-06-10
|  Subject: My collection of Bama jokes  Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:25 am | |
| How do they separate the men from the boys in Tuscaloosa?
With a crowbar!
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F3M4
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 423
Age : 33
Location : Baton Rouge
Registration date : 2010-06-10
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:26 am | |
| How do you circumsize a bama fan?
Kick his sister in the chin. | |
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F3M4
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 423
Age : 33
Location : Baton Rouge
Registration date : 2010-06-10
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:26 am | |
| What is 100 yards long and has 3 teeth?
The front three rows of an Alabama home game | |
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2003f150
Thats a Lot of Posts!
Number of posts : 2610
Age : 41
Location : Biloxi,MS
Registration date : 2007-09-12
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:54 am | |
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tigerh4rf
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 411
Registration date : 2007-07-03
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:52 am | |
| No Bama rebuttle hmmmmmmm!!! I bet they will come soon carry on | |
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The_Rowlands
I own this joint!
Number of posts : 7398
Age : 58
Location : MIDWEST
Registration date : 2007-08-08
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:34 pm | |
| man them are way old just has bama in stead
major fail
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KickerRex
Advanced Contributor
Number of posts : 2063
Age : 35
Location : Clarksdale, MS
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:36 pm | |
| - F3M4 wrote:
- How do you circumsize a bama fan?
Kick his sister in the chin. i laughed so hard I Dung Pile a little | |
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twentyhurtz
Above Average Contributor
Number of posts : 914
Age : 38
Location : Ellisville, Ms
Registration date : 2008-09-29
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:59 pm | |
| - KickerRex wrote:
- F3M4 wrote:
- How do you circumsize a bama fan?
Kick his sister in the chin. i laughed so hard I Dung Pile a little yes, that one was superb! | |
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F3M4
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 423
Age : 33
Location : Baton Rouge
Registration date : 2010-06-10
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:18 pm | |
| Q: Why was drivers education and sex education canceled at Alabama?
A: Because the mule died. | |
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F3M4
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 423
Age : 33
Location : Baton Rouge
Registration date : 2010-06-10
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:19 pm | |
| Q: How many Bama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 75,001 - one to change the bulb and 75,000 to sit in Bryant-Denny
Stadium and talk about how good the old bulb was. | |
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F3M4
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 423
Age : 33
Location : Baton Rouge
Registration date : 2010-06-10
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:21 pm | |
| Q: How do you break an Alabama fan's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose. | |
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F3M4
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 423
Age : 33
Location : Baton Rouge
Registration date : 2010-06-10
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:25 pm | |
| A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.
The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"
The guy says, "Nah."
To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?"
The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times." | |
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F3M4
Basic Contributor
Number of posts : 423
Age : 33
Location : Baton Rouge
Registration date : 2010-06-10
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:47 am | |
| Stock tip: On November 5th, after our 9th double-digit victory, go long on Eli Lily (NYQ: LLY)stock - Prozac consumption will be way up in AL. | |
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Nice
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Number of posts : 2042
Age : 63
Location : New Haven, Ct.
Registration date : 2007-07-13
| | Subject: Re: My collection of Bama jokes Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:20 pm | |
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