Trash talk

for me nothing makes me want to work on my ride and get it louder than a little trash talk, seems like its about that time of year for some trash talk to get some of you motivated to do some building, i'm pretty busy and so that makes me lazy with the time i do get off, so it seems the only time of year i build is in the fall, in fact i havent really built anything in almost a year

so if anyone needs a little extra motivation let us know and we will give you a little trash talking to get you motivated to build something


here i'll start

Jimbo your truck is so quiet your squirrel told me he can't even feel his nuts vibrate when you burp it

Timmmay your crx is so quiet your muffler is louder than your stereo

chad U SUCK sorry thats all i got

the only reason your car is loud is b cuz you burp the stereo and you have a gajillion speakers and watts If i had your car with your setup and you helped me run than you would even be able to come close to me and besides my super port wars box kicks your cars a s s. LOL LOL now i got to tune sorry. LOL LOL LOL

Imonna kill that little spuirel.... Bastard always stealing my weed anyway.. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lawd.

Chad you dont even own your car anymore your woman does now, so you arent loud anymore your woman is!

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slumpinhonda wrote:

Chad you dont even own your car anymore your woman does now, so you arent loud anymore your woman is!

That's why his signature said his car is loud pause not. The damn truck is super quiet.

His wife's car is LOUD, YES!

Now for my trash talking;

I fart quieter than Timmay's car.

Joe (squeak) talks about tuning and hitting big numbers, that's because his wife has beat him so hard he can't see straight and a 123 looks like a 153 to him.

Jimbo, sorry about the trick I taught your squirrel. BTW get some better weed, he's been bringing me this brick crap that he steals from you.

Bruce, he must not be loud anymore cause he won't come to Omaha.

Phinney, he can't be loud cause he's not old enough to go to the bar (and everyone knows that's where all the real brainstorming is done)

Estes, he doesn't even know how to build a box that doesn't have light gaps or even holds together, damn 3/4" baffle's flapping in the wind. So he's definitely NOT loud.

Sanman, he's in the same boat as Chad. His 'ol lady is louder than he is.

There's my round of trash.

Next.

just biotch so the gassman finally talks i wonder why your car dosn't i always see yet i never hear it i would never play it either if i couldn't get a 50 out of a rex oh and you smell like caca sorry but you said somethin about me so i returned the favor and screw everyone on this forum except for usaci and competitors i geuss thats no one huh? Hey gassman your 6 port is done and its better than the green one yah.....

timmy your a biotch toooooooo........

The Ambulance wrote:

i would never play it either if i couldn't get a 50 out of a rex

Joe, my rex is louder sealed up on the B&K than your car is outlaw.

Once again, proving that you don't know what you are talking about.

bill your car is not loud because everytime we are up there trying to work on our cars, instead of you working on yours, your running around looking for an unsuspecting guy bent over in his hatch working on his car

You are lucky your wife was watching Saturday night and warned you or Beelo would have snuck up and got that, yesssss.

You are lucky your wife was watching Saturday night and warned you or Beelo would have snuck up and got that, yesssss.

haha i love being young whoopin up on the older guys...

atleast i can still get it UP..if ya know what i mean

That kinda trash talking doesn't even work anymore Mr. Phinney. They have Viagra and Cialis for us old bastard now. So, when the wang stops working doc has a cure for me.

u.. uu ... u guys ssss..ss.s.uck

HAHA WELL THAT ISNT FOR GUYS LIKE ME...I DONT NEED MEDS TO MAKE IT BIGGER ...MUAHAHA...VIAGRA IS DOESNT WORK ANYWAYS..THAT IS WHY U NEED EXTENDS

Jimbo's squirrel has bigger nutz than he does

The last time all this poop talking was happening...........well some poeple started crying.....

I have motivation, but no time with wrestling in full force, and my crx being a pain in the Gluteus Maximus, and it being 2 hrs away.
I do have excuses also.

Now Kevin, you start off talking about people crying the last time this happened, then... well... You started........................

hehe.

I wish we all had more time.

Between Bills avatar and chads im begining to think the real definintion of
Sex
With
All
Transexuals

or Sodomy With A Twist[/b]

now bruce they arent gay they are just built that way

aphinney wrote:

atleast i can still get it UP..if ya know what i mean

What has getting it up got to do with SPL??

I know exactly what you all are talking about. Way back in 1996, we set a new world record and there was so much trash talk about us cheating, etc. All the rules were changed so the bronco could not compete. I guess the average person would just go away - but that only made me mad and wanting to show everyone that the bronco was real and darn loud! 1996 - l64.9 backed up with a l65.3 - 1997 - l69.4 and SBN 172.2...

People - motivation will do wonders! So don't let a little trash talk hurt - make it work for you. Don't get mad - get even!

Alma Gates wrote:

People - motivation will do wonders! So don't let a little trash talk hurt - make it work for you. Don't get mad - get even!

arent you the old lady that had that quiet bronco??? That thing was never loud!

now...are YOU motivated yet??? Sure would be good to see you at all the events competing again!!

BillGass wrote:

Now Kevin, you start off talking about people crying the last time this happened, then... well... You started........................

hehe.

I wish we all had more time.

Exactly my point!!! Captain OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!

SPL2K wrote:

Alma Gates wrote:

People - motivation will do wonders! So don't let a little trash talk hurt - make it work for you. Don't get mad - get even!

arent you the old lady that had that quiet bronco??? That thing was never loud!

now...are YOU motivated yet??? Sure would be good to see you at all the events competing again!!

Hello Michael...Yep - same old broad - but bronco is sitting quietly at the yard gathering dust. I am content doing my thing at home. Ten years on the road took its toll on my companies. However, I am motivated to attend finals in Omaha - but just as a spectator. You going? I would love to see you.

Kicker Kevin wrote:

Exactly my point!!! Captain OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!

I made rank of Captain!!!!!

I am moving up in the world.

arent captains supposed to go down with the sinking ship ?