USACI HAS BEEN SOLD!

Just Kidding!
CES is famous known not only for the product releases but for rumors that travel the floor as well. Shortly after CES USACI began receiving phone calls asking about our being sold and merging with another organization. Since then the rumors have been spreading like wildfire and the number of calls has grown. While we love that people are talking about USACI we must set put these rumors to rest. USACI HAS NOT been sold and USACI WILL NOT be merging with any other organizations. We have been hard at work finishing contracts and setting up an incredibly busy schedule to make sure our members get plenty of opportunities to gain points before our 21st annual World Finals. We are excited about 2008 and are looking forward to seeing all of our members in the lanes!  
Ralph RandallUSACI

Ralph i WANT MY CHECK BACK!! LOL

Are you sure you want your check back? It might be the wisest investment you ever made.

You mean USACi isn't merging with SLAP?

I don't think so. that is what the big guy said

What big guy?

The head bald guy in charge. lol

Oh.

I want to offer Ralph Randall for sale or rent... Price is negotible call the USACi office and ask for Mike...

USACI MD wrote:

I want to offer Ralph Randall for sale or rent... Price is negotible call the USACi office and ask for Mike...

I'm willing to pay $25 a month.

leave it to darville to take this post and turn into trying make a buck selling damaged goods.

Navi wrote:

leave it to darville to take this post and turn into trying make a buck selling damaged goods.

damaged but slightly used goods

I'm going to offer to buy USACi with the money I'm gonna win from Don DeRose today on the football games.

Oh crap!!!

LOL With the money I get from Mike Jaffe on our bets for todays games, I will buy USACi, and, go on vacation on Florida.


And Mike, how did you get those pics of my sister ???

usacise wrote:

And Mike, how did you get those pics of my sister ???

Neither of them are your sister. One is my cleaning girl and the other mows my lawn.

yeah, we had to get rid of the blonde, all she wanted to do was pick the weed[s]

I heard Kevin Ecker bought USACi

bruce-bruce wrote:

I heard Kevin Ecker bought USACi

Now he will have to banned himself. lol

dammmm i thought Alma finally bought it and was going to do some good

Or quad.lol

After settling with his lawyers.

Don, you should have told me about your younger sister. I never knew! Why didn't you bring her to finals??? Keeping that sister all to yourself like that....

even though I'm from Arkansas ... I'd still marry that sister!!!

Mikey, follow the bouncing ball. I won one of the games so as agreed you must come to Florida and judge a sound quality event. Now, as for the game you won, I feel that Tom Brady just sat on the ball in the final moments, when he could have put points on the board and I would have won. So, I am writing a letter to USACi Rules and Ethics to see if he violated either rules or acted unethically,
and I would like them to order a redo of the final 3 minutes of the game.

Ok it is official you are all CRAZY but I will give you all points for giving me a good laugh today.

THANKS!!!!

dBSteve wrote:

even though I'm from Arkansas ... I'd still marry that sister!!!

We all know that being from Arkansas, you'd marry your sister ... no matter what she looked like!

usacise wrote:

LOL With the money I get from Mike Jaffe on our bets for todays games, I will buy USACi, and, go on vacation on Florida.

Not only did you not win the bets (we broke even) but you were planning to take a vacation in Florida with the money you were going to win? Don, look around you ... you live in Florida! You keep making intelligent statements like that and you'll end up working at an office in Lowell, Arkansas! lol

Who loves ya baby?

Mike Mike Mike, I WON the Green Bay/ Giants bet , I would have won the New England -Chargers game if Brady didn't get cold feet and just kneel down like a wus. Yes, I was planning on going to Disneyworld with my winnings, now I will have to ask Ralph for a raise because of Tommy Terrific on his knees instead of running up the score.

Enough, enough first person who kicks down $ 5.00 owns my contract. And all the baggage that goes with it!!!