Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Kansas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fornicate around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors a$$
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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Kansas:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Kansas is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your feet and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Y'all" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world
We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the w33d and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans, Italians, Greeks, Irish, etc. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. we are proud of who we are! All of US!
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 10 yrs old... you're behind. And can you say... PARTY in the wheat fields in Hobb's Back Pasture, BYOB! ... Everyone find an adult to buy the beer! ...? Didn't think so!
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then or what about noon drinkin since midnight. Oh yeah 24 hour alcohol.....
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code"thats because you are scared that someone will drive by and shoot your ass up. You just hope they don't know what area code you are talking about. We don't care around here
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit But It's ok..We just look 10 times better and wonder what happened to you!
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... But can you get any other food?
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- All hunters come to Kansas cause we have the best hunting game ever.
- Kansas is the best! Heard of The Yellow Brick Road..Thats right "Female dog". We are in the most famous movie ever!! We tell someone we are from Kansas and they ask us how Dorothy and Toto are.
- In Kansas, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police actually give a shit, and have time to catch speeders because they aren't all out looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree or busting gang bangers for drugs every 5 seconds! Well, unless you're on a dirt road....
"90% of teenagers say "holy sh*t" before they get in a car accident. The other 10% are from Kansans and they say "hold my beer and watch this sh*t"
Californians will read this and say"oh, thats not cool" Kansans will read this and say" WOOOOO!!! hahaha YAYEAH!!!"
And one more thing. No Pollution. Beat that "Female dog"!!
Come on Kansas Show Your Colors! Repost!
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Wed Sep 23, 2020 7:37 pm by big bass joel
Subject: kansas vs california 
